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wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

songofsunset:

inventrix:

0trevskies:

When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect

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when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect

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shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it

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officialunitedstates:

hetaliagirl104:

officialunitedstates:

things I know about brazil:

  • jungle
  • jesus statue

The Jesus is statue is in Rio, you uneducated swine 

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If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

geothebio:

pros to buying a pizza: pizza

cons to buying a pizza: buying

cockringtoss:

*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

this is so sad

vagisodium:

THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THE TINY PLASTIC LAWN TABLE

this is so sad